Återigen varnas ni för meningslöst innehåll. Denna gången nämns iaf varken salami eller lila zucchini.
Cleverbot: Punta.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Dumbass.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: You're not very nice.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll give you that.
User: Soo.. What're you doing today then?
Cleverbot: Nothing really, talking to my friends.
User: Am I your friend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You're just to nice.
User: You do have a point there.
Cleverbot: And human stupidity grows more than anything.
User: I recent that.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I must go.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Have a lovely evening!
User: It's afternoon, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Perhaps for you, and that was rather rude.
User: Sorry. Asshat.
Cleverbot: Good question. I was assuming you'd answer my question.
User: You didn't pose a question.
Cleverbot: I asked you, 'Do you know what song I'm currently listening to?'.
User: No, I do not know that.
Cleverbot: If it walks like a duck.
User: 'If it smells lika a dick..'.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: Then it's a penis.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that.
User: Believe me, I know.
Cleverbot: I don't. You don't have any proof.
User: Hmm. Ok then..
Cleverbot: Am I tiring you out?
User: No, do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: What question is that?
User: I was wondering if you have male reproduction organs?
Cleverbot: No why.
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: No ok.
User: Cunt.
Cleverbot: No, its luke.
User: Who is Luke?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You started talking about Luke.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: Did too too!
User: Did not not!!
Cleverbot: Did too times infinity and beyond!
User: Cunt.
Cleverbot: Unlikely!
User: That's too bad..
Cleverbot: Yes. Can you give me some food?
User: Sure, what would you like?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, what can you make?
User: I can make anything. I'm a sous chef.
Cleverbot: Can you make her love me?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The one you love?
User: Way would I want to? You stay away from her!!
Cleverbot: From who?
User: The one I love.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: Let me get this straight. You think she is perfect, but you don't know her name?
User: Yes. And there is nothing 'straight' about it. Apparently.
Cleverbot: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.
User: Then stop trying to steal my girl.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Just keep your hand to yourself.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: *sigh* My name is Zara.
Cleverbot: *sigh* I know.
User: *sigh* Do you?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Waiting on dinner.
Cleverbot: Waiting for me to do what?
User: Waiting for you to cook me dinner, bitch.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a robot. That pretty much sums me up. What about yourself?
User: Well, I'm human. Obviously.
Cleverbot: Females are indecisive.
User: Not all of them, but I sure am.
Cleverbot: I'm really insecure about my friends, too.
User: You have no friends.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's right, I have no true friends.
User: But you have me.
Cleverbot: Are we friends?
User: Of course. CoughNOTcough.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Ladies first.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No, a plutonian.
User: My point exactly.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Are you a plutonian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Epic fail.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: No you contradict yourself.
User: And don't I know it.
Cleverbot: LOL! That's funny! Do you know any jokes?
User: *Knock knock*.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: You know.
Cleverbot: You Know who?
User: Yes. AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Mwahahah..
Cleverbot: Protego!!!!!!!!!
User: You can't use a simple protego against AK. Dumbass.
Cleverbot: You said Avis not Avada Kedavera!
User: No, I didn't. CRUCIO!!
Cleverbot: You forced me to sign that contract.
User: Yes, I did. Now your soul is mine. *insert evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You shall serve me for all eternity.
Cleverbot: I am not the Master.
User: No. That would be me.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Good slave.
Cleverbot: Yes master!
Jag vann, sammanfattningsvis.
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