Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Zara needs 250000 for an Enchanted Faerie.
(Vf har jag en känsla av att jag har hört det förut..?)


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Zara looks like a big cheh cheh… and wow!
(Wow, indeed.)


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: 'I've always wanted to go to Australia,' Zara says. 'It has beaches.'
(Ja, för stränder finns ju inte på närmare håll..)


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Zara wants her pet caterpillar to perform in a very special circus.
(Han är riktigt duktig också.)


Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Zara does Givenchy.
(Of course she does. Wait, who's Givenchy?!?)


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Zara hates u coz ur gayyyyyyyyyyyy!!
(WTH? *coughhypocritecough*)


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Normally, Zara asks for your consent in writing, but in some circumstances, we may accept your oral consent.
(Oral will suffice. Consent, oral consent, I meant to say..)


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Zara likes to sit with her legs opened wide, and has just recently learnt that a boy's petpet (reproductive organ) is called “penis.”
(*Intresseklubben antecknar* Kan ju vara bra att veta någon gång.)


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: We were there for two minutes, at which point Zara eats a cashew nut. Five minutes later Zara erupts in a huge rash and starts coughing and spluttering.
(Jag säger ju att jag är allergisk mot nötter, men ingen tror mig.)


Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Zara wears a box.
(Det ultimata beviset på hur lite jag bryr mig om mode.)


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Inga resultat hittades.
(In your face.)


Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. Zara loves her pink undies.
(Haha, jag har ett par, och alla måste påpeka det..)